BEAR SCARES BARE OR BARE SCARES BEAR!!

Posted by on Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 11:47 pm

I must admit this is a novel way to scare bears (bares). Bear with me, every word is true; then you can decide if you wish to also bare with me.

One of the privileges of vacationing at a remote outpost is the ability to wear as much or as little clothing as your companions will tolerate. Without naming names, ...read more.

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Ignace Outposts Computing

Posted by on Sunday, November 22, 2009 at 1:54 pm

LOG ON: Making the woodstove hotter LOG OFF: Don’t add more wood MONITOR: Keeping an eye on your rod tip DOWNLOAD: Getting the fishing gear off the Otter MEGA HERTZ: When you’re not careful getting into the boat FLOPPY DISK: What you get from lifting a cooler full of beer RAM: coming into the dock too fast FLASH DRIVE: The ...read more.

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the Fishing Trip

Posted by on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 7:37 am

Joe and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day fishing trip at Ignace Outposts . Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go because his wife wouldn’t let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Joe headed home totally frustrated. When  the big day came to head north to Ignace they were shocked to see Joe ...read more.

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What’s them tracks?

Posted by on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 8:13 am

While out in the bush of Northwestern Ontario we sometimes see tracks on the ground. Identifying the tracks is a popular pastime for those of us who live here.

One day Randy, John and Joe were walking through the bush. I’m not sure what they were looking for but they saw a set of tracks on the ground.

John immediately ...read more.

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Top 10 Reasons why FISHING is the Best past time

Posted by on Friday, December 5, 2008 at 7:59 am

Top 10 Reasons why FISHING is the Best past time.

10 – You can watch shows about Fishing in the living room.9 – You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines.8 – The Ten Commandments don’t say anything against Fishing.7 – If your partner takes pictures of you Fishing, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the ...read more.

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There are no stupid questions… just stupid answers.

Posted by on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:18 pm

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?

The father replied, “I don’t really know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath underwater?”

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