While out in the bush of Northwestern Ontario we sometimes see tracks on the ground. Identifying the tracks is a popular pastime for those of us who live here.
One day Randy, John and Joe were walking through the bush. I’m not sure what they were looking for but they saw a set of tracks on the ground.
John immediately said, “Those are deer tracks”,
to which Joe replied, “No those are bear tracks”,
and Randy, who see lots of tracks close to his house said, “You are both wrong, those are moose tracks”
They were still arguing when the train hit them.