How to get a good night’s sleep:

Posted by on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Walleye season opens tomorrow and undoubtedly rods are ready, hooks have been sharpened, and reels are oiled. Here is a little humor to brighten your day. Maybe this is true, maybe not, my brothers won’t admit to anything.

“The guys were all at an Ignace Outpost camp. We had to bunk two
to a room. No one wanted to room with Blair because he snored
so badly. We decided it wasn’t fair to make one of us stay
with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.

The first guy, Phil, slept with Blair and comes to
breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and
his eyes all bloodshot. We said, “Man, what happened
to you?” He said, “Blair snored so loudly,
I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The next night it was a Todd’s turn. In the morning,
same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, “Man, what happened to you? You look
awful!” He said, “Man, that Blair shakes the roof. I watched
him all night.”

The third night was Doug’s turn. Doug is a big
burly ex-wrestler; a man’s man. The next
morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
tailed. “Good morning,” he said. We
couldn’t believe it! He looked rested and wide awake.
We asked, “Man, what happened?”
He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Blair into bed, patted his backside and kissed him
good night. Blair sat up and watched me all night! “